I'm Only Human

kathleenbrash27:

Nice.

Hey, btw what year is it?

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sailorsally:

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animentality:

Tumblr finally gives us the option to poll each other and the first immediate thing we did was have a poll that was just racing a snail, a caterpillar, and a worm.

And it was so magnificent that both bug and bug race are trending.

I love you guys. I could kill you for not crowning worm the winner, though.

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scarlet-druidess:

rivers-for-me:

reblog to give warm bread to your mutuals

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sushigoddess:

tumblr gets a lot more fun when you stop taking your blog and notes and followers so seriously and you just do what you want and not care if people dont like it

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utopians:

robogirldick:

utopians:

utopians:

“sex scenes have no narrative purpose” is such a funny take on so many levels. people will really believe that the whole human experience is valuable to portray artistically except sex, which of course has never held emotional weight or significance for anybody

“what’s the purpose of sex scenes in media??” well you see sometimes people have sex. sometimes it can be important even

yeah ok but i dont wanna watch straight sex scene number 1231234837582 in the middle of some movie thats clearly not fucking high art or anything, like please, tell me how the sex scene made jason X a deeper movie ill wait

you genuinely think that “the sex scene in Jason X, the movie about jason from Friday the 13th killing people in space, is bad” is a rebuttal to this point? like genuinely? genuinely? like you think that’s the kind of sex scene I was talking about in the original post? you think when I’m talking about the artistic merit of sex scenes in movies you think I’m talking about the bit with the dominatrix in Jason X (2001) dir. James Isaac, the movie where Jason from Friday the 13th gets put in cryosleep and wakes up in the future on a spaceship where he starts killing people in outer space? you genuinely think this is the kind of movie and scene I’m referring to when I’m arguing for the potential artistic value of a type of scene? Jason X? Jason X? the one with Jason on a spaceship? you think that “well Jason X, the movie about Jason on a spaceship killing people in space, is bad” is a rebuttal to my point? Jason X? Jason X? J

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ceekari:

evilbeast:

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evilbeast:

ilove people who work at front desks of things. i can walk into a building and go to the desk and i ask how do i do this thing. and then they just fucking tell me !!!!

i walked into my college found the first desk and asked hey where do i pay my student fees. did that. ok where i do find the academic advisor? got the general direction, went up to the first desk i saw, asked where to go to drop a class .awesome. went to the bookstore, walked up to the desk, asked how to find out what textbooks i need. and AGAIN they had answers for me. this is so cool thank you desk people

no this is so real actually !! it always feels like you’ll be expected to know everything when you do Adult Things but you don’t, actually, you just need to know who to ask

And usually “who to ask” is the first person you encounter, because that’s what that person is there for. They might not have the specific answer to your question, but they’ll know who to send you to.

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mimicspider:

guess who’s got fucking polls now!!!

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someone else🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦⬜⬜83%

@fastcandyz​

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sylviii:

hey. dont cry. 10,000 transgender dragons in your tumblr feed ok?

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dilfgifs:

CARY ELWES as WESTLEY
⤷ THE PRINCESS BRIDE(1987) dir. Rob Reiner